This is the chemical formula for love:

C8H11NO2+C10H12N2O+C43H66N12O12S2
dopamine, seratonin, oxytocin.

It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia, and insanity.

Let that sink in.

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strayer:

Achieving success can be difficult, but we at Strayer know that the success we ALL seek takes a village. As part of the “The Success Project,” let’s take a moment to thank all those who have helped us along the way. Give a shout out on Twitter, Facebook or Instagram and see more on Strayer Buzz.

THANK YOU SALLIE MAE/ ACS/ ILLUMINATI FOR ENSLAVING ME VIA STUDENT LOANS!! BY YOUR MEASURE OF SUCCESS I GUESS I AM ACHIEVING AS I AM MAKING ENOUGH MONEY TO MEET YOUR MINIMUM PAYMENTS THOUGH THAT’S COMING AT THE COST OF MY HAPPINESS AND HEALTH!!! 

strayer:

Achieving success can be difficult, but we at Strayer know that the success we ALL seek takes a village. As part of the “The Success Project,” let’s take a moment to thank all those who have helped us along the way. Give a shout out on Twitter, Facebook or Instagram and see more on Strayer Buzz.

THANK YOU SALLIE MAE/ ACS/ ILLUMINATI FOR ENSLAVING ME VIA STUDENT LOANS!! BY YOUR MEASURE OF SUCCESS I GUESS I AM ACHIEVING AS I AM MAKING ENOUGH MONEY TO MEET YOUR MINIMUM PAYMENTS THOUGH THAT’S COMING AT THE COST OF MY HAPPINESS AND HEALTH!!! 

In February, guests converged upon the Food Network South Beach Wine & Food Festival’s main Friday night event, the Burger Bash. A culinary team of 200 had prepared 54,000 hamburgers of about four ounces each. “That equates to 13.33 cows, roughly!” a publicist told me proudly, and I immediately pictured all of those cows lined up, even the .33, and my heart fell through the ground. The Bash was not unlike a wine tasting: people grabbed a hamburger, took a bite, nodded with a downward thoughtful frown, commenting perhaps on the notes of cowiness and the subtle undertones of mass slaughter, and threw the rest into one of the many large trash bins placed throughout. There were also bottles of water, and to cleanse the palate between burgers, patrons would open up these bottles, take a sip, cap them again, and throw them away too.

from a very excellent/chilling piece on Paula Deen’s cruise & weird underground resurgence 

timeladyinstorybrooke:

According to Lily Sparks, Queen of OUAT Hatewatchers, Emma and Regina are two women who “care about each other deeply” and ”worry about each other obsessively”.

What the actual fuck? Seriously, this is not even delusion anymore, this is some kind of next level bullshit.

what makes me laugh is you can’t say shit about powerful magic every time they touch because that’s just straight up fact.